Anthony Boronowski
-Name: Anthony Charles Boronowski
-Nickname: ANT
-Age: 25
-Sponsors: Joystick, Armada, Oakley, Hestra
-Toothpaste: Baking Soda
-How has your skiing career impacted you the most?
Once I got lost in the forest. I didn't have a match to start a fire so I slept under a rock but was cold. I made a time machine and learned some magic tricks. They're new tricks but they don’t really make sense, like car manufacturers marketing clean vehicles.
-How has your skiing career changed you as a person?
When I slept under the rock I made a time machine like the one in 'The Science of Sleep'. I could go backwards or forwards in time. Imagine that. This way I could do really cool magic tricks. I could pull rabbits out of hats and hide birds under handkerchief. Once I even caught a bullet.
-Jumps and Rails (features) these days are starting to grow to such large sizes and are becoming so much more immense they are starting to resemble features seen in video games. With this the number of injuries and the severity of those injuries getting more serious, how much farther do you see yourself push the limits?
Short tailed albatross have a blue spot on their beak, just like a bruise on my ankle right now. And the color of my shoes and the sky and the lake. I had a bike once and it was blue too. I painted it myself. Blue is a primary color. One, two, three... BLUE.
-With all of the competitions that are starting to pop up, as well as the number of talented athletes that are starting to emerge, where would you like to see your progression and skiing career excel?
Albatrosses are my favorite bird. They're of the biological family Diomedeidae. They range widely in the Southern Ocean and the North Pacific. I like Albatrosses more than Vultures.
-At events this past season the color of outerwear/skis/hats has increased to an extensive level. And everyone looks like skittles. What is your favorite color/flavor of skittles?
I prefer mars bars to skittles. Maybe skittles could make a brown skittle which tasted like mars bars. And then, maybe people would wear brown clothing. But then I’d be hungry everyday I went skiing because I’d be reminded of brown skittles. Come to think of it, maybe skittles will sponsor me and I could get a pro model brown skittle.
-How do your previous film segments represent you? What is something you'd like to change, and what would you like your segment to say or show about you this season?
That 50 cent is my idol.
-What do you think about having half pipe skiing as an olympic sport? And how do you think that will change skiing as we know it now?
I once went snowboarding I thought that was fun, but not as fun as skiing. I also went skateboarding once and thought that was fun, but not as fun as rollerblading.
-Besides skiing, what would you say your creative outlet/form of self-expression is?
www.myspace.com
-What are your goals/dreams beyond skiing and in your future?
I want to go sailing or go to the moon. Maybe I can sail to the moon.
-Xbox 360, Wii, or PS3?
If I had nine lives I wouldn't be a cat, but I’d eat Chinese food.
-Mac or Windows?
I invented a combination of morse code and electro-light sequences that is far superior to the previous choices. Comparing my electro light communication device to mac or windows is like comparing border collies to German Shepard’s.
-What (if there are any) are the drawbacks of being a professional skier?
I once had a plant, but I wasn't home to water it. My plant lost all its leaves and then it died. Now I have a hamster. I hope I’m home to feed him. Do you think he'll loose all his hair if I don't feed him?
-What mountain did you celebrate Gaper Day at this season?
I went to the San Andreas Fault and hoped for an earthquake. Nothing happened.
-What is your best gondola story?
I always wonder who would win in a fight between Mike Jones and 50 cent. Some days I lean toward 50, but then am reminded that Mike Jones is BOSSS. Ice Age! But then again, 50 is my idol, so there is no way he could loose. G UNIT! 50 vs. The Game is one I really want to see though...
-Shout outs/Thank Yous?
I also wonder who would win in a fight between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama... I'm still wondering about that one. Height and reach goes to Obama but the crouching tiger and hidden dragon of Hillary might attack like wolf in the night, slitting the throat of Obama. This is a tough one.